Hello BlogWorld! My name is Camille and I should lay out one thing for you: I am obsessed with people watching. That being said, each Wednesday I plan on sharing a little bit of 'commentary' that I have witnessed throughout the week. Hopefully this will be a nice break in your stressful week!
Being that I had tons of work to get done before the week started, on Sunday I got the brilliant idea to go to the local coffee shop where the art students and poser hipsters spend their time. Although at first I was intimidated -- I was
wearing cut off sweats and a big hoodie, not skinny jeans and a scarf like the others -- I quickly lost my fears when the sweet girl behind the counter sat me at the coffee bar. This picture is just to show you my view of what happened next...So there I was, distracted as ever by the gorgeous guy sitting three seats down. All of a sudden, a new guy walked through the door at an incredible speed. (Now, this guy was not your average college man, but rather he was dressed in all black from head to toe. Literally: black pants, black turtle neck, black hair, black shoes, and best of all, a brown leather jacket over that.) Anyways, given his apparel and the rate at which he ran to the back of the coffee shop, I thought something bad was definitely about to occur. However, apparently I was the only one that noticed this mystery man enter, as
everyone else acted as if this was completely normal. BUT, that isn't even the best part! As I strained my neck to see where the man went, I say exactly what I did not expect.

Yep, that's right! Creepy man pushed the sweet counter girl against the wall and began to make out with her! And I'm not talking sweet and innocent pecks, but full fledged ravishing and making out...It was honestly unlike anything I had ever seen in my life. To this day, I am unsure as to whether or not this oddball couple knew that they were directly in my eyesight; I'd like to say no, but at the same point, you never know how couples feel about PDA these days. Either way, for a solid five minutes I did nothing but look awkwardly at the couple, then to my computer, then to the other customers in a complete shock. I would have to say the ending was my favorite though, given that the weird man abruptly stopped kissing the girl, straightened his jacket, and fled the coffee shop. Literally, just left in mid-make out and ran out the door. The final vision I caught was the counter girl straightening up, and grabbing napkins to stock. . .
-Good Lookin' Out-
Camille
AHH!! That's hilarious! I didn't know that shit ever actually happened!
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